;Friday, April 17, 2009
As expletive it looks.Welcome!
Hey Ya'll.
Sometimes I wonder, am I dissing the whole lot of boys just coz of few bad bad extremely bad eggs?
I dont care. The fact is far from the truth
I think I remember reading a Robin Willams' quote.
"God has given men brains and penis but just not enough blood to make sure those two work at the same time"
This is confession.
Yes a confession from a real man!
A famous man.
Phew!
I sure feel good horomones that I have at least one man who made my point.
By the way, I had told my guy friend about this blog.
He startled me with "Why are you such a bitch"
Errr...
For starters, I knew I wasnt being insulted or he wanted to,whatever.
He was just curious. His ego was stroked.
He wanted answers for my outrageous dissing about boys.
Oh well.
All i could say was" The day when boys stop being an assholes,I'll stop being a bitch.
True enough.
Can you imagine, every single day there is a girl out there, bares her heart. Only to be destined to get her heart broken.
But after thousands of broken <3. Millions of tears shed
Girls are still are gullible.Thats why BOYS take advantage.
Otherwise, if girls are too cautious,there would be thousands of paper notes lying around stating,
"dear heart,i met a boy today and am prepared to get my heart shattered."
Ppppft!
Till then, keep wondering
As always; BOYS+BRAINS= miracle.
Xoxo,VDK
Monkey Extraveganza; 8:07 AM
;Thursday, April 16, 2009
this is my first day i am blogging.
hmm having so much of exposure to the world.
to see the goods and bads.ESPECIALLY ON GUYS!.
how unfaithful,big time jerks,ditchy bitchy guys,
through experience and real live scene i can only say
""boys are my shits.they can go on yakking about the beauty but at the same time being a jerk to go behind the back and ditch you"
is it worth it to get hurt at the end of the day?
or ditching them first and being happy about it?!
ahhhhh choose the second one.
being revengeful or what!..
OH WAIT.NO MISERY CUZ THEY DESERVE TO BE TREATED THAT WAY!.
looking at the worst case scenerio right infront of your eyes.
or hearing it by your own ears.
or even telling the truth and starts flirting!.
what i mean by telling the truth.
hmmm MARRIED AND PAST TIME FISHING GIRLS!..
like helloooooooo!!!..
cut those d***heads!
a movie star,pop star,rockstar,actor,host normal human who ditch girls to get some other pretty ones go screw your crap and your hunk look in the bin.
cuz they are free to accept any looks,personality,character.
THAT'S IT! BYE SUCKERS!
Monkey Extraveganza; 8:05 AM
;Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Hey Ya'll
Its VDK again.
Yeah dont "ahhh" me.
The other single lady,SM has gone to dreamland.
Yea, she didnt even update her own blog think she would update this?
Anyway,Im just here again to diss BOYS.
To even start with.
I cant recall having to meet really nice boys with no intentions.
Prolly like not even a handful.
I can name afew but hell, lets wait and see if they deserve to be put in the
SINGLE LADIES GOOD BOYS LIST.
I mean,we helluva can scrape off your name as well as do justice to your name.
Choice is yours darlings.
I have my fair share of boys that I have been head over heels in love with and just been in relationship for friends' sake.
Hey! I made boo-ha(s) in relationships too okay!
Like I was saying, the one i fall head over heels in love with is the one that comes up with really good amounts of BULLSHITS!
OH BOYS&GIRLS, you'll got to agree with me on this one.
Lemme tell you'll one phrase that, this guy once told me.
"I love you and that you're the most prettiest girl I have ever seen
and you're smth special. I'll be here forever".
I say what a classic dude!
I mean i sure did fall for those words.
And that is why Im typing this entree. I mean like,come on.
Boys say too many lies.They tell you they love you and that youre the most prettiest girl he has ever seen and they make u believe that your smth special but the only worst they can say is i'll be here forever.
Pleassse! So over-rated lar!
How many times they gonna use this same bullshit line.
Right or not?!
Hiyah!
I have been a victim of this line.
Not once but twice.
They say once bitten twice shy.
If i ever fall for this line again, I can hit myself with the many KILLERHEELS i own.
Or if I hear any boys using this line, I'll make a beeline and smack them right at their kukubird.
Then only the kukubird stops kuku-ing.
I know its sarcasam. This Vimala Devi Krishnakumar has tons of it.
Hey! Its a free service I offer, you know.
Anyway, I cant think much more to type so Im ending it here.
Btw, did I mention, when I finally get to know if there is one such boy without these flaws. I will back out from this blog.
Errr...dont worry SM.
I suppose its tough,very tough
Till then,keep wondering.
As always; its not us girls, its them, boys.They and their stupid boy penises
Pffft!
Xoxo; VDK
Monkey Extraveganza; 11:05 AM
;Monday, April 13, 2009
Hey Ya'll
This is a NEWNEW blog on the block!
We are so SICK and TIRED of boys.
That we have decided to slam them.
I mean seriously, BOYS! pffft!
Lemme do the intro.
You see the HUGE pic above.
The rockstar wannabe is, SM.The crazy hair is yours truly,VDK
Santiya Manikaveloo.
She has been single almost year, she just tryna break my record.
Me, yes,Vimala Krishnakumar.
Just recently became SINGLE.
After a deranged episode of my life.
Ha ha!
Realising this SINGLEHOOD is even better than the last time I was single.
I was in almost 3 relationships
And 2 flings!
Ha ha ha ha.
Well, this is just intro.
There's more.
Bout her's and mine.
Till then, keep wondering.
XOXO VDK,
like always.. boys can save your di*ks for BarbieDolls:)
Monkey Extraveganza; 7:21 PM
